“It was love at first sight, the day I met the beach.”
It’s all about the love.
Pay attention, gentlemen.
No one needs to be “man enough”. Everyone needs to be a little more human.
“It’s not my fault.”
This is what paradise looks like!
#6. Putin helped to put out wildfires in the Russian countryside by co-piloting an aircraft.
#2. Excessive pollution by humans has caused the average length of polar bears’ penises to shrink.
#5. Mars is populated entirely by robots. Seven to be precise.